Weddings Blessed by the King

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Weddings Blessed by the King of Texas
A Commemorative Registry

This page is a celebratory registry of weddings that have received a symbolic, theatrical blessing from the fictional character known as The King of Texas. This registry is for entertainment and commemoration only and carries no legal, religious, or governmental standing.

Listings are optional and are only published with permission. Couples may choose to be listed by first names, initials, or a custom display name. Removal requests are honored.

Royal Blessings of Note

From time to time, the King issues ceremonial blessings to legendary weddings of folklore, humor, tradition, and even retroactive blessings.

Royal Blessings of Note:

1. The First Bond of the Zero Cycle, blessed before names were invented

2. The Union at the Edge of Fire, witnessed by the last mountain that could speak

3. The Salt Plain Vow of the Wanderers, sworn before roads existed

4. The Marriage of the First Stargazer, under a sky with no constellations yet

5. The Joining of Hands at the Dawn River, where time still ran backward

6. The Bone and Ember Wedding of the Red Plains

7. The Vow Beneath the Floating Moon of Cycle One

8. The Stone Circle Union of the Northern Silence

9. The Marriage That Anchored the Seasons

10. The First Wedding to Survive an Extinction

11. The Pact of the Twelve Watchers, during the Age of Beasts

12. The Union Beneath the Fractured Sky of the Archer Age

13. The Marriage of the Twins Who Would Not Separate

14. The Wedding Marked by Falling Stars and Rising Ash

15. The Vow That Outlasted the Long Night

16. The Spiral-Step Wedding of the Zodiac Keepers

17. The Union of Fire-Bearer and Tide-Reader

18. The Marriage That Closed the First Great Cycle

19. The Last Wedding Before the Sky Changed

20. The First Wedding After the Sky Returned

21. The Borderland Marriage of the Two Horizons

22. The Candlelit Vow of the Hidden Valley

23. The Storm-Watched Union of the Coast of Bones

24. The Wedding Beneath the Broken Crown Constellation

25. The Pact Sealed While the World Held Its Breath

26. The First Wedding Blessed After Time Was Measured

27. The River-Boat Union of the Old Trade Route

28. The Lantern Wedding of the Palo Duro Echo

29. The Marriage Conducted During the Quiet War

30. The Vow That Was Whispered to Avoid History Hearing

31. The Union of the Long Marchers

32. The Wedding at the Crossroads with No Signs

33. The Pact of the Builders Who Refused Kings

34. The Marriage Blessed One Year Late and Perfectly On Time

35. The Wedding That Survived Three Calendars

36. The Mirror-Hall Union of the Fifth City

37. The Marriage Observed by Machines Who Learned Love

38. The Zero-Gravity Vow of the Orbital Garden

39. The Union Signed During a Solar Flare

40. The Wedding That Required No Planet

41. The First Interstellar Marriage Recognized by No Government

42. The Binary Star Union of Tau-Unknown

43. The Wedding Where One Partner Had Six Arms

44. The Ceremony Conducted Through Translation Crystals

45. The Marriage That Joined Two Species and One Home

46. The Vow Across Parallel Timelines

47. The Wedding That Happened Twice and Once at the Same Time

48. The Union Between Versions Who Remembered Each Other

49. The Marriage Blessed After a Timeline Collapse

50. The Pact That Closed a Causality Loop

51. The Dimensional Gate Wedding of the Seventh Fold

52. The Union Conducted Entirely in Thought

53. The Marriage That Required a New Word for “Together”

54. The Vow That Anchored a Fractured Reality

55. The Wedding Observed by Beings Without Form

56. The First Marriage of the Post-Human Era

57. The Wedding Celebrated in a City That Walked

58. The Union of Flesh and Construct

59. The Marriage That Rebooted a Civilization

60. The Vow That Was Archived Instead of Remembered

61. The Last Wedding Before the Long Silence

62. The First Wedding After the Silence Broke

63. The Ceremony Conducted by AI Choirs and Wind

64. The Marriage That Required No Bodies

65. The Union Recorded Only in Light

66. The Return-to-Origin Wedding of Cycle Nine

67. The Marriage Blessed Retroactively After the Universe Checked Its Notes

68. The Wedding That Should Not Have Been Possible

69. The Pact That Repaired a Broken Probability

70. The Union That Made the Numbers Behave

71. The Wedding of the Last King Who Refused a Throne

72. The Blessing Given to the Ones Who Would Never Rule

73. The Marriage That Ended a War Nobody Remembered Starting

74. The Union Witnessed by Children of a Better Age

75. The Wedding Blessed Quietly to Avoid Attention

76. The Pact of the Builders of the Second World

77. The Marriage Conducted on a Ship That Never Landed

78. The Union of the Cartographer and the Horizon

79. The Wedding Beneath an Artificial Sky

80. The Marriage That Chose Love Over Optimization

81. The Ceremony Observed by the King While Passing Through

82. The Blessing Given Between Stops on a Long Road

83. The Wedding That Needed No Witnesses

84. The Union Recorded in the Margins of History

85. The Marriage That Refused to Be Forgotten

86. The Final Zodiac-Era Wedding Before the Great Reordering

87. The First Wedding of the New Cycle

88. The Union Blessed Ahead of Schedule

89. The Marriage That Time Itself Attended

90. The Vow That Closed the Book and Opened Another

91. The Wedding of the Last Archivists

92. The Union That Survived the Reset

93. The Marriage Blessed While the King Was Elsewhere

94. The Ceremony That Required No Place

95. The Wedding That Took Place Entirely Between Heartbeats

96. The Return Wedding of the Far-Future Ancestors

97. The Union Blessed After the End, Just in Case

98. The Marriage That Made Sense in Every Universe

99. The Pact That Required No Explanation

100. The Wedding of the First King from Humanity’s Zero Cycle

101. The Blessing That Started the Ledger

102. The Union Marked Simply as “Yes”

103. The Marriage That Never Asked Permission

104. The Vow That Outlived Its World

105. The Wedding the King Always Mentions First

106. The Blessing Given to Remind Everyone This Is Fiction

107. The Wedding Blessed Because It Felt Right

108. The Union Entered Into the Book Without Dates

109. The Wedding Blessed Retroactively, Proactively, and Out of Order

110. J. & M. — June 2014 — Texas — Retroactive Blessing

111. Alex & Sam — September 2019 — Arizona

112. R. & K. — May 2021 — Listed by Initials

113. Jordan & Casey — April 2023 — Retroactive Blessing

114. L. & T. — August 2017 — Texas

115. The Ramirez Family — October 2008 — Retroactive Blessing

116. M. & A. — March 2020 — Private Ceremony

117. Chris & Taylor — July 2016 — Anniversary Listing

118. S. & D. — December 2022 — First-Year Blessing

119. P. & J. — February 2011 — Retroactive Blessing

120. Hannah & Eli — May 2018 — Texas

121. K. & R. — November 2015 — Listed by Initials

122. Morgan & Lee — June 2024 — Current-Year Blessing

123. The Wilsons — September 2005 — Retroactive Blessing

124. A. & B. — January 2021 — Private Listing

125. Devon & Riley — October 2019 — Texas

126. J. & C. — March 2013 — Retroactive Blessing

127. Natalie & Quinn — August 2020

128. The Parkers — May 1999 — Anniversary Blessing

129. S. & M. — July 2022 — Listed by Initials

130. Ethan & Brooke — April 2017

131. R. & L. — December 2010 — Retroactive Blessing

132. James & Olivia — June 2015 — Texas

133. A. & K. — February 2023

134. The Martinez Family — September 2002 — Retroactive Blessing

135. Noah & Emma — May 2019

136. C. & J. — October 2016 — Listed by Initials

137. Ben & Laura — March 2014

138. T. & S. — July 2021 — Private Listing

139. The Andersons — August 2007 — Anniversary Blessing

140. Ryan & Michelle — April 2012

141. D. & P. — November 2018

142. Lucas & Avery — January 2020

143. Jacob & Cathy — Jan 1982 — Retroactive Blessing

144. The Collins Family — May 2004

145. Mark & Julia — September 2016

146. J. & S. — December 2023 — Current-Year Blessing